An Engineer is standing
outside the Pearly Gates. “Sorry,” St. Peter tells him, “but you’re in the
wrong place.” He snaps his fingers and the engineer finds himself in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level
of comfort there, the engineer starts making improvements. One day, God phones
Satan to ask how things are going. “Great,” he answers. “We’ve got central air
and escalators now. There’s no telling what that engineer will come up with
next.”
“You’ve got an engineer?” God
says, “There’s been a mistake. Send him back up here or I’ll sue.” “Yeah,
right,” Satan chuckles. Where are you going to find a lawyer?”[1]
[1]By Vicky Bullett, in Reader’s Digest, February 2007, 165.
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